- Having my skirt pulled down by my little boy while we were grocery shopping….with my granny undies on – Kacey
- Having explosive poop spray outta the back of a nappy in the middle of the supermarket – Renee
- My 3yo at the time informing me in a very loud voice at the checkout in Woolworths that “Daddy’s have big doodles!!”- Lara
- My son pulling a sanitary product from my handbag in Target and saying “Mum, here’s your nappy” *cringe*- Kairen
- Picking up my son from preschool and his teacher told me that he told her that I didn’t have any hair on my willy. After going beetroot red with embarrassment I was told all the teachers had a great laugh about it. I must add that it wasn’t true.- Cath
- My then 2yo screaming that she wanted the big pink “cock” as we strolled around Big W. It was a Hello Kitty CLOCK that she was not getting.- Kath
- My 2.5 year old asking a lady in the mall who was wearing a VERY short skirt where her pants were & then singing ‘You’re a rudie nudie’ at the top of his voice. – Alicia
- One was when one of my 3 year old twins anounced at the park full of people that she loved her “Peter Pan’s dick” – Which was a stick I’d given her to be a sword, because she LOVES peter pan. – Selina
- Walking around Officeworks with ill fitting underpants, making sure nobody is around and pulling wedgie out. Son says in his loudest voice ‘IS YOUR BUM HUNGRY?’ and a parent from Kinda walks around from the next isle and says “Oh hi Mirindie! I thought that was you” – Mirindie
- In public toilets from my 2 year old. “I hear your wee noise mummy. Well done. You need poo too? Try, push your tummy like this”- Becky
- Going to pick up a second-hand item from a stranger, and as we are talking in the car port, my toddler does a massive poo on their freshly mown front lawn.-Naomi
- Walking BACK from taking communion and realising I hadn’t re-buttoned my blouse after breastfeeding the baby…- Kristen
- Socialising all day, and checking my son’s nappy repeatedly due to a smell of poo. Realising, on return home that the poo wasn’t coming from him. I had a streak of it on the back of my skirt and no-one told me! Not my most glamorous moment – Ruby
- Standing at a wedding listening to the speeches when 5mo dd lets go of a ripper man fart and everyone turns to look at me. There’s no way it sounded like it came from the baby… – Lily