1. When night falls, and the children and husband are all sleeping, slip on black clothes, bundle up the stupid laundry, tip toe outside and simply shove it over the fence into the neighbour’s garden.
2. Don’t bother training your pets to ‘sit’, ‘step up’, ‘jump!’ etc and other useless tricks, train them to do the laundry.
3. Place all dirty washing in the big wheely bin outside.
4. Stuff all dirty laundry under the seats in the car.
5. Send it to the nearest Salvation Army shop and wait for them to wash it and put it on display. Then, simply buy it back.
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